you are outside cleaning out your car and you decide you only need a sweatshirt in 30 degree weather because it’s so “warm” out.
So the worst part about this cold snap is totally going to the bathroom.
The bathrooms in our building are freezing and there is nothing like sitting on a freezing cold toilet seat.
I think i let out a little squeal when I did this morning.
I’m not one to really complain about the cold. I live in Montana and I chose to live here. It’s winter, it’s gonna get cold. I get it.
But what I don’t like is when the building that I work in if also freezing cold and my space heater isn’t working and all I want to do is curl up in a blanket and my comfies and get warm. Why can’t I wear a sweatshirt to work when it’s this cold? If we don’t get days off for cold or snow the least you could do is let me where my warm stuff to work. I’ll even wear my MSU sweats if that makes it better.
Also will someone go out and start my car for me so it’s warm when I leave tonight?
It is currently 4 degrees here. Yes you read that right 4. I did not leave any extra digits out. The high of today is supposed to be 6. Awesome.
It is freaking cold out. The second you step outside, any exposed skin instantly turns cold.
Also I went into the bathroom at work and it was freezing. Like the toilet seat was so cold. Not awesome.
So moral of the story is: Montana sucks. Don’t move here. Only visit.
Haha. Just kidding. Montana rocks. Even the cold. But seriously don’t move here. There are enough people.
John Mayer’s new album is titled “Paradise Valley.” Which is here in Montana. Like 30 minutes away.
Such a pretty album cover with my beloved home state.
Bravo John. Bravo.
photo from columbia records